During
a recent period of cogitation, I began to notice how flawed the rating system
is in America. Some movies are overly
violent for a simple PG-13 rating, where as others are hardly as bad, yet they
get slapped with R ratings or worse.
Thinking of what can and can’t be shown in a PG-13 movie, I began to
wonder why breasts can’t be shown in a PG-13 film.
Before doing any research the
only film I could think of that showed a woman’s breasts and had a PG-13 rating
was
Titanic. After more extensive
research,
Titanic really is just one of few
films that have gotten away with a PG-13 rating after showing breasts. Why can men take their shirts off in a film
but not a woman? After all, guys have nipples too, and some really fat guys
have sagging sacks of fat on their chest just like women (unfortunately). The root of the matter is that breasts are
seen as sexual body parts, and men are attracted to them - but why? What an odd, random part of a woman’s body to
be attracted to – not elbows or knee caps (though I’m sure there are some
freaks out there who can prove that statement wrong), but random sacks of fat
on a woman’s chest. I imagine a small
part of the reason is cultural, but part of it must also be that back in the
day, we saw hips and butt as a way to carry and deliver our child, and breasts
as a way to feed them, causing a natural attraction to those specific features. So what’s the big deal with showing them in
films?
In Europe boobs are a non-issue, as they should be. They have nude beaches, topless poster boards in public areas, and are generally just much less prude as Americans are on the issue of nudity. To be clear I’m talking about nudity, not sexuality, which in this context are vastly different things. A scene in a movie showing a topless woman on a beach is nudity. A scene showing a topless woman being fondled and having sex is the latter.
It’s not that I
want to see more boobs in movies, it’s
actually something contrary: to me, showing a woman’s breast is far less of an
adult matter than showing some of the violence and strong themes in some PG-13
films today. While I don’t think movie
violence directly correlates to causing real violence, as I’ve stated in an earlier
blog post, I still believe the
rating system as a whole needs a serious overhaul. The first film that comes to mind is
Taken. The film is full of heavy violence as a
pissed-off Liam Neeson gallivants through Europe brutally murdering people in a
quest to save his daughter who was violently abducted by a human and drug
trafficking cartel before being sold into sex-slavery. After seeing that movie a few years back, I
still don’t want my sister going to any foreign countries, and my own first
thoughts about travelling abroad are to make sure I don’t wake up in a bathtub
full of ice with no kidneys – because after seeing
Taken, I totally believe that stuff happens.
Now, seeing some exciting movie violence is
all fun and swell when you’re seeing an action movie, but drug trafficking and
sex slavery are some of heavy topics to take up with your 13-year-old son on
the drive home from the local theater. If
I’m that parent taking my 13-year-old son to a film, I would much rather him
see a woman’s bare chest and have him be thinking about that on the ride home,
rather than the real-life subject of selling women into brutal sex-slavery
rings. So while I personally don’t have
a problem with the actual violence of Liam Neeson kicking some ass (honestly,
who doesn’t enjoy that), I do have a problem with films that carry such intense
themes.
The
flip side to the problem of underrating films is overrating them. I recently saw Blue Valentine, a film that was initially given a rating of
NC-17. The rating is a death sentence
for films because it doesn’t allow anyone under the age of 17 to see the film,
even with an adult. What’s worse though,
is that it can’t even play in big theater chains and it isn’t allowed to show
trailers on television or put ads in the paper. This condemns
the film to small art house theaters where the film will undoubtedly tank. To be honest, I’m not a fan of the NC-17
rating at all. If the film is over the
top, just make it R, and if the movie is super intense, you’ll know well before you
set foot in the theater or take your 16-year-old kid to see it. When was the last time you saw a movie
without reading a single review or having any prior notion of what it’s
about? My guess is never, because nobody wants to fork over 13 bucks without knowing what they're getting themselves into. If you think it will be too
intense, don’t see it, and if it gets too intense while you’re in the theater
already, walk out, get your money back, and go see Smurfs!
I digress… Blue Valentine was very emotionally
taxing, but it was rated NC-17 for a single scene where a husband goes down on
his wife – both of whom have most of their clothes on the entire time. This pales in comparison to the absolutely
BRUTAL rape scene in David Fincher’s The
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Fincher
is one of my top three favorite directors, but this scene is hard to
watch. Speaking of my younger sister, I
saw this film with her when it came out and I wanted to cover her eyes – she’s
18 and can legally see whatever the hell she wants, but still. This doesn’t mean I’m in favor of making Dragon Tattoo NC-17, but just that Blue Valentine definitely didn’t deserve
to be in the first place. Eventually the
rating was overturned and Blue Valentine was
made R. Which brings me back to my point that showing breasts is far less offensive or mature as showing intense themes.
To
wrap this up, I would have to repeat the fact that America needs a new rating
system – one that is fair and honest, and doesn’t kill the films that are
deemed too edgy, but instead rates them on their themes and how they use violence, language and nudity, rather than blindly conforming to a checklist. But until then I would
guess we won’t be seeing many boobies on the big screen and I suppose we have
America’s square, puritan, Pilgrim founders to blame.
Comment below – I’d love to hear what you
think and I might even respond.